You’re fired and you’re fucked!

You’re fired and you’re fucked!

You're fired and you're rogered!

There’s worthwhile news for Juan. But, first, there is bad news. Layla Redd, his hot boss, calls him into her office. “Hello, Ms. Redd,” this chab says. “You wanted to see me?” “Have a seat, Juan,” Layla says. “I’m sorry to notify you of your dismissal this day.” Juan is constrained. “You mean I get to go home?” “No,” Layla says. “I mean you are fired. We’ve had to make some cutbacks and ‘cuz u are fairly fresh, we have had to terminate your position 1st.” Juan is in shock. This chab can’t make almost certainly of it. This ladies man needs this job. “Do u have anything you’d adore to say before we walk u to your desk to collect your things?” Layla says. Might as well go for it, Juan figures. “Well, there’s one thing I would adore to say. Now that I don’t work here anymore, would it be alright to say I’ve wanted to have sex with u since I got here?” “Excuse me?” Layla says. “I’ve been awaiting to do this for two years,” Juan says. “I wish you would have said me,” Layla says. “Too bad u need to leave now. How about a goodbye shag?” And so, in a day or 2, Juan will be on the unemployment line. But at least he got to bonk his 41-year-old boss. Which goes to prove that there are valuable days and there are bad days. And sometimes, there’re bad days that turn out to be very nice.

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